Monday, March 1, 2010

Why didn't anyone warn me...

that you can be in and out of what they term "false" labor (which really isn't false at all) for 1 1/2 weeks and still have nothing to show for it but being 3 cm dilated. I'm done already. GET HIM OUT!

And just for fun here is Amelia's quotables for the week:

"Don't touch ANYTHING!" - said very sternly while in the car. Not quite sure what she thought I was going to do.

"Baloo the bear" - this is how it went...

Amelia "Oh no, all the pretty lights are gone!".
Me "Yes Christmas is over, all the lights are gone" (never mind that has been
2 months already, am I going to hear about this for another 10).
A few seconds pass and then...
Amelia "Baloo the bear", ya I'm pretty sure that was meant as an
interjection, i.e. an expletive substitute. Nice, thanks DJ.